I know too little of too many languages and have no idea what to do with my life.

20th April 2014

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Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

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20th April 2014

Post reblogged from Engineering FTW with 317,393 notes

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

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20th April 2014

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dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

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20th April 2014

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precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

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20th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Engineering FTW with 357,626 notes

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

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20th April 2014

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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

emmamalene:

sailing-s0ul:

awomanfromitaly:

anukii:

mis-c3l-la-neous:

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

where is it

Notes all gone. End of the world

20th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from punk responsibly with 65,234 notes

noworld42mro:

emily-adomestic:

I made these to put up around my school for my school’s GSA. They are quotes from some little known bisexuals about their bisexuality.

Lets stop bisexual erasure and remember, bisexuality is real!

Bisexual erasure is a huge thing, even in the LG community. Let’s raise the awareness!

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20th April 2014

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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20th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from 【火花】翼 with 2,161 notes

xamyachok:

original

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20th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Pen Is Mighter Than The Crop with 65,629 notes

astarryserenade:

loki-friggason:

aguabend:

You cannot be fucking serious…

*coughs*

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So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper.

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20th April 2014

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batman-nolanverse:

"There’s no cure for being a cunt."image

In memoriam, Joffrey Baratheon.

Source: daeneryus

20th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from MEMEOLOGY with 75,881 notes

din0r0ar:

THIS MOVIE THO

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20th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from The Pen Is Mighter Than The Crop with 22,214 notes

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

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20th April 2014

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tentacletherapissed:

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"
"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"
"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."
"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"
"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and ways at last five fucking pounds.
im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

#that’s an SCP object I’m sure of it#the innocuous objects are always Keter
hOW BOUT U DONT 

tentacletherapissed:

tangarang:

dan-mcneely:

okay so the other day i was walking downtown with my friend and a guy came up and asked for 50 cents to get a bus ticket. I said sure and started looking through my bag for my wallet and he just kept asking even though i had said yes, bartering with something in his hand.  

"i just need 50 cents. for a ticket. just 50 cents for a tic-here. i’ll sell you this for it. its my good luck charm. i’ll sell it to you for fifty cents!"

"dude its fine i got you covered you don’t gotta do that"

"no, I want to. im selling this to you. its lucky."

"im just trying to find quarters man no biggie!"

"i am selling you this. i want you to have it. it means a lot to me"

the second i handed him the quarters he pressed this into my hand and walked away very quickly, calling over his shoulder how it was mine now and how important it was. it’s solid metal and ways at last five fucking pounds.

im about 100% certain it’s fucking cursed and he could only get rid of it by selling it so if i vanish out of nowhere that would be why.

aria getting cursed ass fuckin satan relics and youve only been in portland for like a month slow down.

hOW BOUT U DONT 

Source: dan-mcneely

20th April 2014

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joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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